Damon Runyon
Joplin Globe/October 8, 1922
We will start this article out with a little heart interest story which come off right after today’s big battle at the alleged Polo grounds. I had been invited to ride down in Harry Frazees costly motor which was parked inside the grounds and down near the athletes dressing rooms. We found the car all right but it took quite a wile to find the driver as he had bet on the Yankees. He finely showed up when everybody but we and 2 or 3 of the athletes had went home. Right outside of the gate was a couple of little kiddies, standing in the drooling rain to catch a glimpse of the heros as they drove out in their costly limesines.
Well friends in addition to the driver the inmates of our car was myself, Frankie Callahan, Mr. Frazee, the proprietor of the car, and a friend of his named Mr. Belwin. Well friends the 2 little kiddies seen us coming and one of them advanced dangerously close to the car so as to get a good look. He got his good look and turning to his companion said “theres nobody in ther.”
Reaching my costly office along about the time when people who had bet on the Giants was enjoying their supper I found the joint flooded with telegrams from big gamblers all over our land. Every one of them wanted to know who I was picking to win the world serious of 1923.
Speaking about gamblers I suppose you fans has read all the columns that has been wrote in regards to the betting on this serious. One day boys come out and say that the Yankees is a big favorite for this game or the game and the odds is 7 or 8 to 5. The next day the odds has shifted a little and the big gamblers is offering 8 to 5 with the Giants favorites. You naturally suppose that somebody has offered to lay a few paltry hundred thousands on this club or that club and the supporters of the other club has eagerly snapped it up.
Well friends the real dopo as far as I have been able to find out is that when the papers say 7 to 5 in favor of the Yankees they mean that some plunger from the fashionable lower east side has laid 70 cents vs 50 cents and when the odds is 6 to 5 in favor of the Giants it means that some other plunger has laid three 2 cents stamps vs 2 ones and a 2.
Once in a while you read that Mr. Strauss has got a commission of 10,000 smackers to lay on the Giants and same can be grabbed by going over to his place in Brooklyn, but when you get there you find out that his place is a shoe repair shop and the proprietors little gal is going over the floor with a broom trying to find the only dime in the joint.
John Do Yalo, the sage of Broadway, is the boy around this Metropolis that knows when bets is really made on big sporting events and Johns dope is that outside of my own enormerous wagers, which runs us in to dollars of dollars, the total amount bet on this here serious is $86.20. As far as I have been able to find out I am the only guy in New York city that is more to be pitied than secured in regards to this serious and all as I can say is that I hope the bird that took my bet will do what I was going to do in the case I copped, namely give a large share of the receipts to the home for left handed pall bearers.
The lease said about the game out there today, why so much the better. After the 1st inning we was afraid that the game would be stopped on account of rain. After the 1st half of the 5th inning we was afraid it wouldnt. I will not make no further comments in regards to how the game was played only to state that if it had been played in St. Louis and some of the athletes had stopped a pop bottle with their bean they would of been glass showered all over the ball yard. The boys is now talking about playing an extra game for the benefit of this writer but I dont want no benefits played for me but if they are looking around for some worthy charity to who to give the receipts of the the game, why my telephone number is Great Neck 103.
It aint only betting on the Yankees that is expensive in a event like this kind, but coming to New York every day keeps a person wearing different shirts and the laundry bills is going to mount up something terrible. When they aint no world serious ill progress or nothing else going on to bring me to town, why theys sometimes whole months passes when I dont half to change buttons from one costly garment to another.